Mark quotes!

1. Please nuke us.

2. Let me tell you about the sneak peaks I thought I would like.. Not transformers 2!

3. This length of my hair is making my allergies bother me.

4. Did someone turn up the heater or am I having a hot flash?

5. I want to create the Penius Monolog Shut the F**k up! (After seeing the Vagina Monologs.)

6. (After seeing the Vagina Monologs) Typical women don't know when to stop. Who directed this Peter Jackson?

More to come...